Did you write a 55 word story? Better yet, did you share it with the g-man? If so, carry on.
“I know it’s hard to hear,” she began as his eyes widened.
“And what you’ve done is extraordinary.
Really,” she added, seeing his lip quiver.
“But honestly,” she smiled,
“the Mark Spitz poster hanging on my door as a kid
was because his generation swam in a Speedo.
They didn’t model one in a bathtub.”
And in case you haven't seen it....
By the way,
he's not selling Speedos.
He's selling Louis Vuitton luggage.
NOTE: Oh the irony of stumbling on this story.
I just got a news feed "Phelps May Be In Hot Water"
because someone published this photo
a day earlier than allowed by Olympic rules.