As a respite from Olympic coverage (almost) it is time to share your award winning 55 word story with the g-man. No spoilers here...just the facts.
Bronze medal: Sheer Youthful Stupidity
Justin “Bad Manners” Beiber
For chiding host Prince William’s baldness.
Silver medal: Shooting Himself in the Foot While Putting Foot in Mouth
Usain “Formerly Respected” Bolt.
Self proclaimed legends shouldn’t trash Carl Lewis.
Gold medal: Spirit of the Games
You came. You tried. We admired that.
Feel better, Stephan Feck*.
*German Diver Feck turned the phrase “slap on the back” into the most painful dive in Olympic history when his arms slipped during a somersault and he landed in the pool...flat on his back. As if that’s not bad enough, his last name has been universally used as a headline pun, literally adding insult to injury.