Savannah kindly provided a visual for those of you living on the other side of the pond to illustrate exactly WHAT that Over/Under toilet paper discussion was all about. I think you're now ready to progress to Lesson #2.
And I think she'll back me on this one. Before you can even get to the decision making process, there has to be a roll present. Probably 9 out of 10 married women will tell you that THEY are the ones who ensure there is even a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom.
This is the shelf over the toilet in Hubby's bathroom. Please pay attention to the little heart shape in the lower left hand corner. (I apologize for the quality of the photo but my camera's flash decided to go on strike, leaving me with um....odd angles).
And again, close up.
Case closed. Or it should be.
Now where did I put that roll of toilet paper?