Dear Santa, Let me explain. The spot on the carpet was not my fault. I tried to let mommmy know I needed to go out, but she kept insisting I had just been out. Dang! I knew I shouldn't have had that extra bowl of water... and yes, I know I'm supposed to stay off the couch, but when mom gets up I take her spot to keep it warm for her! Honest! And I know I get carried away with my kisses some days, but I just love mom and dad so much it comes out in slobber! Not my fault! I am, after all, a dog and dogs slobber when they kiss! So you see Santa, I can explain!
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